Disclaimer: I wrote this two weeks ago. The day I was supposed to do the final editing and release, I was admitted to the hospital in the most dramatic circumstances, it was about five minutes away from being a Nigerian… Continue Reading
Today is my birthday. I know this has been overshadowed by the diplomatic crisis that is the interview given by national treasure and she-of-the-perfect-eyebrows, Tiwa Savage. It is my hope, that every Nigerian has now watched this interview. As anything… Continue Reading
This is a series about my pregnancy and the birth of my child. It is my testimony. Listen and be blessed 😀 (I tried. I wanted to be serious. I failed.) I used to think it was a Nigerian… Continue Reading
Ummmmm….so yah. I can’t lie. I am over my wedding. I have tried to share the experiences but I am kind of like, no longer interested like that. What I will do, is write about it whenever there is something… Continue Reading
So, that is how, yesterday I heard a soft snore. No, I was not alone. I was at a spa and the person in the ‘room’ made from the dividing curtain next to mine had fallen asleep. Not just any… Continue Reading
I jump as everything crashes, clanging unto the tile floor of this oh-so-questionable bathroom. In my mind, bathrooms should be either brand new or demolished. There is no room in the world for old bathrooms…they just look…somehow. I am searching… Continue Reading
“So who can tell us what happened to our patient here?” Cinderella just asked a question and Batman seems to know the answer but Superman speaks up before he can. I have to shake my head to try to clear… Continue Reading
Whoop! I’m baaaaack! Well…sorta 🙂 Did you miss me? You have to say “yes!”. *Now staring at you through screen till it gets weird, in manner of Dora-the-explorer… Well, I’ve missed you. I have gotten married and been pregnant… Continue Reading
If this Lady asks me to repeat myself ONE MORE TIME….I mean, this can’t be the first British accent she has heard someone fake today. This is Dubai! There are more Nigerians here than Emiraters, so SURELY! She has heard… Continue Reading
Ehen! Where was I? First of all, Happy New Year!!! *Hides behind Sure Boy* I know…I knowww. I am so sorry. And my new year’s resolution was to write more oh…sigh. I am sorry. Please don’t vex for… Continue Reading